May 2013
vvant:
advice for having the best life ever:
dont have a crush
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dampsandwich:
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
harrystears:
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
kingofbear:
when someone says their eyes change colour
wild-lion:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
simplyadorkable-jae:
grotesquelylovely:
renistyle:
andallthatcas:
let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy
has been with us our entire lives
from all that
to good burger
to kenan and kel
and now snl
he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood
god bless you kenan thompson
and hes not strung out on drugs or whoring around yaaay
^^^
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scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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bondoge:
ruinscape:
how many orange in florida
99999999 orqange possible more
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
frenchsfries:
things to look forward to in the summer
shirtless boy
sHirTlEsS bOys
sHIRTLESS BOYFS
SHIRTELSL EBOYS
no school
meladoodle:
sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
jalex5eva:
jalex5eva:
why did the pop punk kid cross the road
to get out of this town
johnfkennedy:
she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy
vardaesque:
420stuck:
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
equisollux:
zombiecthulu:
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
ludwig-weilschmidt:
WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
